My Quintessential Man
Ja.MARCUS RU.SSELL
ETA : I forgot to add this, my ode to him:
SO FINE – by: Mint Condition
Cot JAMN! This man is fine. He is THE prototype. If you ever wanted to know what B. Good’s ideal man is PHYSICALLY, this man is it. BIG, CHOCOLATE, SEXY, FINE (with a pinch of ugly “not-so-fine”). Mmmm to the mmmmhhhmmmm!! Yup, that’s how I like ‘em. And he’s got this LOOK in his eye, like he’s gonna tear.it.UP! Ya heard?!?
I’ve referenced Ja.Marcus and his brethren in a previous post all about the type of men I want/need in my life. Have Mercy, Lord Jesus.
He’s so big and mighty. Six Feet, 5.5 Inches, Two-hundred and Sixty FIVE Pounds of man, Man, and
And now, my dear sweet Ja.Marcus is on his way to Oakland, CA to play for MY team, the Raiders. Thank God!! Lord knows we need help, and Ja.Marcus is JUST the man to give it. Only thing is……now my ass is stalk meet him via ordinary circumstances. I’ll have to get creative. Well, my momma knows whats up, so she’ll have to track him down and be ever so discreet as she persuades him to marry me and/or have sexual relations with me so I can……well……let’s just say that Ja.Marcus has been bumped to the top of my Crush list.
Welcome to the West Coast baby! Hope you enjoy your stay. 
Damn, he looks good in white.
Annnddd, ^this^ pic is here so I can praise Ja.Marcus Ru.ssell, and taunt Bra.dy Qu.inn. SUCKA!! 
That’s why your no talent havin’, overrated ass barely made it the first round of the draft, and went 22 to the Cleveland Browns. Lord help the Cleveland Browns. How sad that he went to New York, sat around lookin’ like he was top shit, and got left in the dust. Ha!
(Was that necessary??? No, it wasn’t. But I despise Notre Dame, and therefore I despise Bra.dy Qu.inn. PLUS, how funny is it that Ja.Marcus and nem beat the mess outta Bra.dy and nem in the 2007 Sug.ar B.owl? I find that HI-LARRY-US! )
*sigh*
I just exhaled. Now I need a cigarette.
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