Everyone is entitled to my opinion.

so i called

*reference this previous post*
 

Eh, what the hey, right?

***RRRRINNNNGGGG***

“Hello?”

*female voice - aww shit*

 
Hi, may I speak with Ricky please?

 

Who?

*aww hell*

 
Ricky?

 

What? Rica? Who is this?

 

Ric-ky. May I speak with Ri-ck-y?

 

OH. No, he’s not here.
 

*was that his mom?*

 

delete contact.

 

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This WAS gonna be the end of my post, but I got an update before I could post it.

Yeah, so the other guy mentioned in the referenced post called me (cuz like I said, I wasn’t callin’ him).
 

    *sidenote*: I’m so glad I set up my phone to ring differently when foreign numbers call me. Makes life SO much easier *end sidenote*

 
This conversation was……special. Like, short yellow bus special.

***RRRRRIIIIINNNNNGGGGGG***

Hello?

Hi, can I speak with B?

Speaking.

Hey, this is Marley.  

*as he slurs his words……he sounds slow
is he drunk?*

Oh hey, wassup.

Hey, ummm, I got your name and number in my phone, but I can’t remember where I met you.

wow.

Oh really? That’s pretty deep.

Yeah, I know that’s a bad start, but I can’t really place you. Can you tell me where we met? I know it’ll come back to me.

*just play along B*

 
We met at the karaoke bar the other night.
 
OH! Were we chattin over in the corner?
 
Nope, that was somebody else.
 
Oh, my bad. Dang, I’m really messin up huh? Can you tell me some more?

*sigh, eyeroll*

 
We were standing near the front, you were talking to me and my friend about your birthday party.

Oh yeah, YEAH! See, now I remember.

Mmmhmmm. Do you always call people you don’t remember?

Well I’m a promoter, so I’m always getting phone numbers and stuff. But I had put an asterisk by your name, so I had to give you a call. I know you gotta be somethin’ special.

*spits out water* :lol:

 
Oh word? I got the asterisk, eh? LOL, ok.

Yeah. So, ummm, man, I messed up already, huh?

Yeah, I’d say so.

Awww, I’m sorry. But don’t worry, I’ll make it up to you.

*snort - ha……ha……bwahahahaha*

 

I wonder what he has in mind.

 

keep contact. for now.

 

 

This is SHESOPINIONATED.com,
and everyone is entitled to my opinion.

 

 


9 Comments

  1. GC :: October 23rd, 2007 11:58 am

    yeah, that was is Mom alright.

    about Marley–I think that was a smart thing to do–for him to put an asterisk by your name. Why did you keep highlighting that though–was he pronouncing it wrong? Anyway, yeah, he meets a lot of people but you gotta give a guy at least 2 points for following up.

  2. So...Wise :: October 23rd, 2007 12:35 pm

    Is this guy serious?? He’s basically introduced himself as Guy Who Will Get Mad Calls From Random Chicks When You’re Out Together…But Only Bec He’s a Promoter and Gets a Lot of Numbers.

    And THAT guy is exhausting. Comedic as all hell, but exhausting. Keep us posted!! lol

  3. B. Good :: October 23rd, 2007 1:09 pm

    GC, I was highlighting the asterisk because I thought it was HILARIOUS. I didn’t want anyone to miss it. :)

    I wonder what other codes he has in his phone. Is the asterisk the universal man code for “must call back”. Hmmmm……

    And yeah Wise, that was his introduction alright. I think he was serious. If he calls again, then we’ll know for sure. But he did make sure to include me on his text promotion list, lol.

     
    ~B. Good

  4. Andrea :: October 23rd, 2007 1:26 pm

    Both need to be deleted…unless you just wanna have more material to blog and make yourself laugh.

    I met this guy at Fridays who I called the next day and he couldn’t “place me.” He also added that he was faded, so he needed “help to remember.” I gave him help…the dial tone.

  5. Vivrant Thang :: October 23rd, 2007 2:00 pm

    Ole boy need to get his game tighter than that! My old fepo (for entertainment purposes only) had the reference in parenthesis beside the name. So when my name came up on his Treo it said “D…(where we met). I was slightly put off by it at first. But then I said hey, he may be on to something! So now I do the same thing. And it helps! Game recognize game.

  6. B. Good :: October 23rd, 2007 2:35 pm

    Oh yeah, his contact is for entertainment/business purposes only! I’m not taking this guy seriously AT ALL.

    And Vivrant, please believe that next to his name is the place where we met, or I’da been lookin’ at the phone crazy my-damn-self :lol:

    And after all that, he probably still doesn’t remember who I am. I’m just in awe at the things these guys do, sometimes.

     
    ~B. Good

  7. Young Miss :: October 23rd, 2007 7:55 pm

    Delete contact! It’s always that curiosity that’ll get you all messed up in the game. lol

    That’s funny.

  8. Mahognay Brown :: October 23rd, 2007 10:50 pm

    Ha!! This post tickled my insides lol!! B you got an asterisk you must be somethin special!! Pure comedy!

  9. West :: October 24th, 2007 5:11 pm

    Nice recovery, m’man!

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