hearsay
His Cousin:
Who’s that girl laid across your bed? She’s sexy as hell.
Him:
Wait, da fuck is laid across my bed????
Answer:
Me.
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Me:
Your cousin tried to holla at me.
Him:
I know.
Me:
You know?
Him:
Yeah. You’re attractive.
Damn straight. 
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This Girl:
Ooo, yo hair is pretty. *as she pets it* What kind is this?
Me:
Ummm, its mine.
I’m aware, my hair looks like weave.
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Let the record show……his cousin was fine,
and he coulda got it too.
I haven’t used the word “fine” in years.
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*singin* “It ain’t no fuuuuuuunnn, if the cousin can’t haaaaaaave none…” *record scratch* Oh my bad, *clears throat* lemme compose myself…LOL.
And compliment or not she woulda got popped for puttin her hand in my hawaiian silky…LOL.
Posted by: Andrea | November 6th, 2007 13:14
I HATE it when people pet my hair.
Fine cousin huh? Do tell!
Posted by: Tex In The City | November 6th, 2007 13:16
Yea you gotta ask for permission to touch the curls. She lucky you didn’t smack her hand. And um…it is rare that you use fine. If he start acting up, switch and take his cousin!
Posted by: Vivrant Thang | November 6th, 2007 17:43
LOLLLLLLLLLL
I’m mad she asked what kind your hair is! Oh my lawd! You got me crackin’ up over here.
Posted by: Young Miss | November 6th, 2007 17:48
yikes–what KIND?
Hair, nails, eyelashes, and boobs come in a bag for this one.
oh, I also want to share with you the reason you have to be careful about dating younger guys
http://www.crazyauntpurl.com/archives/2007/11/the_writers_are.php
scroll way down to The Will Smith discussion
but I will try and get in touch with the copy boy for you
Posted by: GC | November 6th, 2007 18:08
were you wearing the bootie shorts and fishnets?! heeee
Posted by: Aimee | November 7th, 2007 11:35
I have tried the press. It just sucks when it rains..grrrrrr. It will straighten your hair permanently though. I will definitely keep that as an option cause I don’t necessarily want to go back to the slightly burning sensation..the perm!
Posted by: Serenity aka Justbreathe | November 7th, 2007 12:42
Chile this post is so random and I love it lol. Don’t you just love when the fine ones sit up and take notice
Posted by: Mahogany Brown | November 9th, 2007 11:47