is the skrippa pole.

 

So I guess there’s this phenomenon with installing a stripper pole in one’s bedroom. I mean, I saw it on Big Boi’s (from Outkast) MTV Cribs!……but I thought that was just something that people with too much money on there hands and too much space in their bedroom did.
 

Apparently, not.

Everyday folk are installing poles in their homes left and right. The thought never crossed my mind (not seriously anyway). But there’s a catch……
 
……women will install a pole and dance for their husband, but they won’t dance for any ol’ body. I mean, I guess we gotta save SOMETHIN’ for the hubby.

Add pole-dancing to the list, right under anal sex.

 

• How would you feel if the person you were dating had a stripper pole installed in their bedroom?
   

• Is that preposterous?
   

• Would you get on it?
   

• Is the stripper pole sacred??

 

B. Good thinks:

 
Pole dancing is an art. One that I’m ok being unfamiliar with.

Hubby will have to get over that (probably another reason I’m husband repellant).

Stripping in general shoulda been saved for hubby. Eh well.
The pole, however, is not sacred.

Stripper pole in the bedroom……not a good look. Married or otherwise.

 

Do men dance on poles too?
I’m all for equality or whatever, but ummm……let’s hope not.

 

 

 

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