I’m Officially Being Stalked
June 30th, 2008 | 
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Its this guy I “met” while hangin out with Bloopty the other weekend (precisely 9 days ago). I was slightly *ahem* intoxicated, and he suddenly appeared before me in the street. Somehow he acquired my (real) phone number, and has been calling me ever since. Everyday. Multiple times a day. Even left 2 messages.
I don’t make it a habit to pursue, if you will, guys that I meet (or who meet me) when I’m drunk. And I’d rather they not pursue me under the circumstances. Chances are, the person they met that night was NOT the real B. Good; just some clumsy, scatterbrained, gregarious version of her. And chances are…I won’t be into any guy who’s into her.
Needless to say, I’ve been ignoring his calls. Dodging them left and right. I figured after a couple tries, he’d get over it. Yeah, he hasn’t. Guess he’s giving it that ol’ college try. Now, I know I’m fine and everything, but this is ridiculous. Is there any good reason to continue calling a drunk stranger after 9 days of silence?
He’s officially listed under “Do Not Answer”.
I got this other guy, whom I recently excused out of my life, and he keeps calling me back to back……hoping he’ll catch me slippin, I’m sure, and by chance I’ll pick up the phone. I’m already 3 steps ahead of him. He too has been relegated to the “Do Not Answer” abyss; him and all of his phone numbers. See, he’s tryna be slick by switching up the numbers he calls me from, like I don’t already know its him. Then he tries to call me private……like I don’t know its him. Dude, you just called me 2 seconds ago from your cell, then from your home, then from your other cell; now you’re callin me private and……I’m not supposed to think its you? He must think I’m an idiot. I’m borderline offended.
But at least he has a reason to call. He knows more about my wonder and amazement, so I understand that he is truly missing the experience. I’ll give him a week or so to do what he can to get me on the phone, and then I’d expect that he move on (or at least, space out the calls more until eventually, they stop).
What’s this other dudes rationale?
B.Good got that “good good.” LOL. I truly hope they both get a clue…buy one even.
lol gurl!! im wondering what you might hae said or done that you DON’T remember. Got him caling like that. lol
@ Patrice…that’s what my guy friend just told me. I really don’t remember what I said to get him goin’ like that. And as drunk as I was, I know I ain’t DO nuffin……ssshhhhiiiitttt, I wasn’t THAT gone, lol.
LOLLLLL
Someone is a pretty hot commodity huh?
lol. hilarious! good luck with that. leaving the country for 2 weeks is the best way to get rid of stalkers. you can’t even tell they are stalking.
I can’t say I’d ever do that…but hey, you may just be amazing! If they don’t stop, you could always have someone call them and give them some nice threats…that does work.
“Dude, you just called me 2 seconds ago from your cell, then from your home, then from your other cell; now you’re callin me private and……I’m not supposed to think its you? He must think I’m an idiot. I’m borderline offended.”
HA! That had me rollin!
@ Chris…yeah, I was thinkin of having a strong male voice answer the phone and scare the begeesus outta them.
We’ll see where this goes.
Well..you got one up on me because I don’t remember any guy stopping and you tlaking to him…so I guess I was that gone…lol
Too funny…ummm….aaaa….sorry….lol