This has got to be the WORST season of Bridezillas, yet. And by worst, I mean……the most horrid looking weddings I’ve ever seen, considering the stress it took to get there, and the worst at-ti-tudes I’ve ever seen displayed in public.

 
The most horrific crimes……are these dresses. Namely, the bridesmaid’s dresses. Why don’t people make comfortable, sensible decisions when choosing 1) their bridesmaids, and 2) the dresses they’ll wear? Strapless dresses do NOT work for everyone. If you have full-figured bridesmaids, with large breasts and large backs……you might wanna choose a different style of dress. Backless dresses??? No boo-boo, not gonna fly with the side rolls up and down your maid of honor’s back. STOP IT!

 
That bootleg Houston wedding, where the bride’s dress was cut out on the sides, and extra ruffled or some shit. Tex’s friend said it best - it looked like the inside of a coffin. That was awful!
 
BRAS! Incredible inventions that prevent saggy boobs from falling out of a dress. USE ‘EM!

 
All this not being able to fit the dress?? That’s some bull. I mean how much time passes between the buying of the dress, and the wedding, that it doesn’t fit……AT ALL? Having to buy a new dress because you outgrew yours is NOT a good look.

(Did yall SEE the way that one girl ATE??? It was ridiculous…and so despicable considering the fact that she already couldn’t fit her dress, her wedding was days away, and her parents woulda had to seriously come out of pocket AGAIN due to her inconsiderate behavior. How wack!)

 
Ummm, this chick who wanted the grooms cake in the shape of a vagina??? I mean she was DEAD serious. Thank God her sister has sense, and forced her to choose a more sensible design. Even the cake lady was lookin at that broad crazy. A vagina??? At your wedding? I can’t…..I just can’t.

Dear God, where did they find these people???

 
Bitching out your soon-to-be husband over every.lil.thing??? Ummm, isn’t this the man you love and adore? I’d think you’d be a lil kinder to him. I’m amazed some of these women found men willing to commit to them for more than an hour, let alone a lifetime. But hey, it proves yet again that (many) men like that kinda thing.

I’ll be damned if I’m with a guy that I (feel I) have to direct, instruct, guide, teach, and order around like an idiot, and who irritates me to the point that I can’t stand for him to talk to me, look at me, touch me, and I can’t help but fly off the handle at him. Oh HELLS naw (reason why pseudo-boyfriend is on the outs). Who has the energy and desire for all that?

(That Dawn bitch, that’s who. The FAT bitch who was bitchin’ her finace’ out about losing weight and fitting into his suit. BITCH! Have you SEEN you??? Tryna teach him etiquette and shit, and she doesn’t even know how to behave or treat a human being like a PERSON and not a dog. I’ve yet to hear her say something positive about her man or TO her man. She just complains rudely and obnoxiously about everything he does and every move he makes. That bitch has nerve. Ok, I probably shouldn’t use the word bitch so many times in so few sentences about a person…a woman…I don’t even know. But there is NO other word to describe that chick. She’s a straight BITCH!

Her and that psycho Italian woman, with the horrible blond dye job, who remarried her ex-husband. He’s a DUMBASS for that one. Did yall see her act a straight FOOL in the travel agency when she wanted the $9000 plane tickets - EACH! - to wherever their honeymoon was, and then in the restaurant when she didn’t like the wedding band he gave her so she caused a scene and stormed out the building, and then at the rehearsal dinner when she got whiny and loud cuz they brought out a cake for someone else’s birthday? (Ok, I kinda felt her on that one…it wasn’t exactly the time and place for someone else’s birthday celebration…but dammit, act like a grown-up and deal with that shit later and with some maturity) She is a spoiled BITCH and they’ll be in divorce court YET again.)

 
OH! Its enough to make me wanna spit! I will SO pass on that whole “wedding” thing, if thats what happens when you plan it; you disrespect and disregard the very person you’re committing your life to, alienate your friends and family (and vice versa) all for the sake of……an “event”???

 
All this selfishness and spoiledness……me me me and my my my.

BITCH!

 
WHO IS YOU?

 
With your tacky ass wedding. Oh, I can’t stand it!

 
Is it really necessary? Is it really worth it?

Have Mercy.

And some of these “younger” women (21, 22, 23) look old as hell!

 

 

Ok, I’m done.