This has got to be the WORST season of Bridezillas, yet. And by worst, I mean……the most horrid looking weddings I’ve ever seen, considering the stress it took to get there, and the worst at-ti-tudes I’ve ever seen displayed in public.

 
The most horrific crimes……are these dresses. Namely, the bridesmaid’s dresses. Why don’t people make comfortable, sensible decisions when choosing 1) their bridesmaids, and 2) the dresses they’ll wear? Strapless dresses do NOT work for everyone. If you have full-figured bridesmaids, with large breasts and large backs……you might wanna choose a different style of dress. Backless dresses??? No boo-boo, not gonna fly with the side rolls up and down your maid of honor’s back. STOP IT!

 
That bootleg Houston wedding, where the bride’s dress was cut out on the sides, and extra ruffled or some shit. Tex’s friend said it best - it looked like the inside of a coffin. That was awful!
 
BRAS! Incredible inventions that prevent saggy boobs from falling out of a dress. USE ‘EM!

 
All this not being able to fit the dress?? That’s some bull. I mean how much time passes between the buying of the dress, and the wedding, that it doesn’t fit……AT ALL? Having to buy a new dress because you outgrew yours is NOT a good look.

(Did yall SEE the way that one girl ATE??? It was ridiculous…and so despicable considering the fact that she already couldn’t fit her dress, her wedding was days away, and her parents woulda had to seriously come out of pocket AGAIN due to her inconsiderate behavior. How wack!)

 
Ummm, this chick who wanted the grooms cake in the shape of a vagina??? I mean she was DEAD serious. Thank God her sister has sense, and forced her to choose a more sensible design. Even the cake lady was lookin at that broad crazy. A vagina??? At your wedding? I can’t…..I just can’t.

Dear God, where did they find these people???

 
Bitching out your soon-to-be husband over every.lil.thing??? Ummm, isn’t this the man you love and adore? I’d think you’d be a lil kinder to him. I’m amazed some of these women found men willing to commit to them for more than an hour, let alone a lifetime. But hey, it proves yet again that (many) men like that kinda thing.

I’ll be damned if I’m with a guy that I (feel I) have to direct, instruct, guide, teach, and order around like an idiot, and who irritates me to the point that I can’t stand for him to talk to me, look at me, touch me, and I can’t help but fly off the handle at him. Oh HELLS naw (reason why pseudo-boyfriend is on the outs). Who has the energy and desire for all that?

(That Dawn bitch, that’s who. The FAT bitch who was bitchin’ her finace’ out about losing weight and fitting into his suit. BITCH! Have you SEEN you??? Tryna teach him etiquette and shit, and she doesn’t even know how to behave or treat a human being like a PERSON and not a dog. I’ve yet to hear her say something positive about her man or TO her man. She just complains rudely and obnoxiously about everything he does and every move he makes. That bitch has nerve. Ok, I probably shouldn’t use the word bitch so many times in so few sentences about a person…a woman…I don’t even know. But there is NO other word to describe that chick. She’s a straight BITCH!

Her and that psycho Italian woman, with the horrible blond dye job, who remarried her ex-husband. He’s a DUMBASS for that one. Did yall see her act a straight FOOL in the travel agency when she wanted the $9000 plane tickets - EACH! - to wherever their honeymoon was, and then in the restaurant when she didn’t like the wedding band he gave her so she caused a scene and stormed out the building, and then at the rehearsal dinner when she got whiny and loud cuz they brought out a cake for someone else’s birthday? (Ok, I kinda felt her on that one…it wasn’t exactly the time and place for someone else’s birthday celebration…but dammit, act like a grown-up and deal with that shit later and with some maturity) She is a spoiled BITCH and they’ll be in divorce court YET again.)

 
OH! Its enough to make me wanna spit! I will SO pass on that whole “wedding” thing, if thats what happens when you plan it; you disrespect and disregard the very person you’re committing your life to, alienate your friends and family (and vice versa) all for the sake of……an “event”???

 
All this selfishness and spoiledness……me me me and my my my.

BITCH!

 
WHO IS YOU?

 
With your tacky ass wedding. Oh, I can’t stand it!

 
Is it really necessary? Is it really worth it?

Have Mercy.

And some of these “younger” women (21, 22, 23) look old as hell!

 

 

Ok, I’m done.

 
Well folks, tomorrow I’ll be heading off to Detroit for a week. I know, I know. Why the hell am I going to Detroit? Not my ideal vaycay spot either, but I’m attending a national business convention that’s being hosted there, so……yeah. Off I go!

 
But the good news is, I’ll be in GREAT company, meeting and networking with some great people, doing some great things, and experiencing the love experience. That’s right, my man, Raheem Devaughn will be performing at the conference. Are you kidding me?? I was SO upset that I missed his performance here in NY, and now he’s being hand delivered to me. I could just spit!

 
There’s also word that Dr. Ian Smith will be in attendance. Lord, that man. He is the quintessential man. He’s also married. With child. *sigh* I can still stare and dream, right?

 
So yeah, I’ll be MIA for a few. I wish I had some posts lined up to publish while I’m away, but……I don’t. Hell, I ain’t even have anything to contribute the last week I was actually here.

 
The 20 Sexiest Black Women over 40 (shout out to Victoria Rowell!) But umm, WHAT??? These women look better than I do at nearly twice my age. Damn shame. While I could hate, I’ll choose to feel blessed that I still have a shot in hell of being super fly yet! They’ve truly given me something to aspire to.

Elise Neal is over 40? Who knew!

Sade is kissing 50…is she really???

We already know Stacey Dash is a beautiful freak of nature.

When did Chante’ Moore and Toni Braxton reach 40?

 

I’m just BLOWN away.

Oh, and I managed not to gain any extra pounds this week. But it wasn’t like I tried one way or the other.

 
I will leave you with one thing. This song by Flyleaf that I absolutely love.

Enjoy!

 

 
Yo, there will be two new roommates joining this season of MTV’s “The Real World”.

And they’re both Black.

Yup, you read me right.

 
That makes 4 black people in the house (out of 7), and 5 on the show if you count one of the original roommates who got kicked off.

What’s goin’ on over at MTV?

 
Its almost like Dave Chappelle’s skit come true! LOL. The new dynamic in the house is gonna be very interesting to watch.

 
This is so my favorite season already!

 
So, I guess I’m not supposed to laugh at these things, being a woman of color and all…

…but the extra ridiculous fight between Tanisha and Lyric on the Bad Girls Club Reunion was HI-LARRY-US.

Yeah, I know I’m a couple days late, but I just got a chance to watch it on my DVR. And I know I’m supposed to be ashamed of their behavior, but that mess was funny. I don’t care, I was roll-lin.

• Death threats? Seriously?
   

• Tanisha swingin’ her big legs around the big security dude.
   

• Lyric tellin’ Tanisha she’s a cheeseburger away from being obese. Actually, Lyric was being nice, cuz I feel like she’s there already.
   

• Tanisha tellin’ Lyric she can’t do it like her (as she rolls her body around in her chair). THEN she called her a grasshopper……and a ho, lol.

OH my goodness, the whole scene had me DYIN’. And then throw in Star Jones tryna keep it civil and keep it gangsta at the same time. I was just WAITIN for Star to respond to the fat attack. Did anyone else fall out when Star said “bitch” followed by “bitches”?

 
Wait, and Star lookin at Jennavecia crazy when she said she wanted to do “movies and tv and stuff”.

Have Mercy!